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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostCripes......there goes another rib.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAnd it just goes to show that a big company like Unilever place quite a premium on the work performed even by employees as far down the corporate food chain as their security guards.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostRight on cue we have the High Rectum of the Faith Militant with yet another witless pronouncement.
Have a look and see if you can find an App that might at least help you inject some humour into your tediously dull outpourings.
Devoid of any originality or subtlety, your rather prodigious mutterings are currently the very epitome of banal.
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostYou really shouldn't talk to yourself. I know this is the narrative you hear in your head, but best keep them to yourselves or to the pigeons that you mutter to on the park bench.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostYou really shouldn't talk to yourself.
Primary Two called....they want their "witty retorts" back.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostDear oh dear! How old are you?
Primary Two called....they want their "witty retorts" back.
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostAgain fella. Stop talking to yourself or they'll be taking you off to the home.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThey can't afford the plus size stair lift.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostAnd they're bored of his fantasist army stories, where he single handedly saved the west from the russkies during the cold war“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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