Add your brexit jokes here

[darmstadt]

The bottom of the post seems to be suspiciously devoid of stray grass - just saying like.

Here's a couple for you then:

[darmstadt]

[darmstadt]

[darmstadt]

Brexit walks into a bar. The Barman says: “Why the long farce?”

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Why does the Brexiter have so many children? Because he refuses to acknowledge that pulling out never works.

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I'm going to go on a Brexit diet. The pounds will drop fast.

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There’s gonna be a 50p coin commemorating Brexit. It’s nearly done. They just can’t decide what to do with the border.

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How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they are all walked out because they didn't like the way the electrician did it.

[BrilloPad]

Clocks going back means Brexit is delayed by another full hour, moan angry Brexiters

[NotAllThere]

Ok so let's assume it's not because they are doing it purely out if self interest.

Let's also agree that markets dislike uncertainty and therefore dragging out Brexit benefits absolutely no one.

Obviously we have to assume at this point they believed in democracy and therefore the vote to leave cannot be challenged and therefore they are not trying to overturn the decision to leave.

So maybe you can explain their motives for dragging Brexit out.

Or maybe one of the other assumptions us wrong.

What do you think?

I think you don't quite understand what a joke thread is for. Everytime you post here I'm hoping you'll post something witty, but most of the time you're just reacting.

[BR14]

Well, that's the joke thread fecked then.

what a wunch of bankers.

[darmstadt]

Well, that's the joke thread fecked then.

what a wunch of bankers.

I voted Remain, not just for political reasons but because my mum’s moved to Spain and I want her to stay there.

[darmstadt]

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
NO YOU’RE A POO.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Brexit
Brexit who?
It's not my job to tell you that, work it out for yourself.

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[BrilloPad]

I hope a mod will do the decent thing and move the serious posts to another thread.

Darmy is doing a fantastic job. I might not always agree with the sentiment, but I am enjoying the posts.