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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          A self-coup (or autocoup, from the Spanish autogolpe) is a form of putsch or coup d'état in which a nation's leader, despite having come to power through legal means, dissolves or renders powerless the national legislature and unlawfully assumes extraordinary powers not granted under normal circumstances. Other measures taken may include annulling the nation's constitution, suspending civil courts and having the head of government assume dictatorial powers.
          Interesting list on Wikipedia. Scroll down to Post Cold War...

          Self-coup - Wikipedia

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            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                10 Downing Street has declined to comment on ‘eugenicist’ comments written by Boris Johnson’s chief adviser Dominic Cummings – not even to assure voters that Cummings’ ideas will not influence government policy.

                https://static.guim.co.uk/ni/1381763...-education.pdf

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    "Published in Penguin 1972, the story of a modern coup ... 'thirty seven days of revolutionary rule. A small band of army officers invade the Palace of Westminster, Buckingham Palace, the Tower, and the BBC' A really gripping read."

                    Or alternatively, just turn on the news channel on your TV or radio in 2019!!!

                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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