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**NotAllThere** · 9 March 2019, 17:36

How do you confuse a Brexiter?

Put him in a barrel and tell him to piss in the corner.

**NotAllThere** · 9 March 2019, 17:39

Brexit firing squad, stands in a circle.

**NotAllThere** · 9 March 2019, 17:41

How do you get a one-armed Brexiteer out of a tree?

Wave to him.

**NotAllThere** · 9 March 2019, 17:43

A Remainer is driving with a Brexiter as his passenger,
when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his indicator
may not be working. He asks the Brexiter if he doesn't mind stepping
out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Brexiter
steps out and stands in front of the car.
The Remainer turns on the indicator and asks, "Is it
working?"
To which the Brexiter responds, "Yes, it's working....No,
it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."

**Yorkie62** · 9 March 2019, 17:44

Careful with humour that sharp you could cut yourself?

**NotAllThere** · 9 March 2019, 17:46

Did you hear about the latest Brexiter invention? It's a solar-powered torch.

**NotAllThere** · 9 March 2019, 17:47

A travelling salesman has a meeting with Nigel Farage, not
quite knowing what to say tries to break the ice with a joke...
"Have you heard the one about the two Brexiters?"
"But I _am_ the main Brexiter."
There followed a pregnant pause while the salesman thought quickly ...
"That's OK, Nigel, I'll tell you it slowly."

**Yorkie62** · 9 March 2019, 17:48

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Did you hear about the latest Brexiter invention? It's a solar-powered torch.

There are lots of solar powered lights on the market. Not as stupid an idea as you are trying to make out. Your sharp edged humour is losing its edge.

**NotAllThere** · 9 March 2019, 17:48

Q: What do you do if a Brexiter throws a pin at you?
A: Run away - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.

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