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Originally posted by woohoo View PostOMG and now you are making fun of people with mental issues. Is there no depth to the depravity allowed on this forum.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostNo, not 'people', just you
I’m bored now, my humour is wasted on you lot. Time to visit ipse.Comment
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostPlaying identity politics now.
I’m bored now, my humour is wasted on you lot. Time to flounce.Comment
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostFunnily enough I was saying the same thing last night when I was volunteering at the LGBT homeless shelter. I had just finished picking the nits out of the hair of an elderly trans lady called Shakira, she had just commented that I do so much for people in need. I said gosh I hope when I tell people about my charity work they don't think I'm virtue signalling.
You know what Shakira said? She said you are a living saint. Then with tears down her eyes she said anyone that says you are virtue signalling, I will shank them, with my size 10 Gucci heals.
I thought, that was quite sweet. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her Gucci heals are knock off. I could tell by the stitching. I rescued a number of child workers from a Gucci factory in India and found them jobs in the local community, teaching ex-convicts how to make shoes. So, as you could imagine I'm quite the expert on shoes.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostPlaying identity politics now.
I’m bored now, my humour is wasted on you lot. Time to visit ipse.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostI got what you was saying, it just wasn't funny. Although I was going to suggest you was strawberry milkshake, rather than vanilla, as it's more akin to the shade of gammon
Anyway, Whorty, look forward to seeing you on the comedy circuit.Comment
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostListen to yourself. "It wasnt funny but I was going to suggest stawberry blah blah." Tedious.
Anyway, Whorty, look forward to seeing you on the comedy circuit.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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