Originally posted by Mordac
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Looks like a turd can be polished after all
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostCaroline Lucas hates Nazis, so you must think Nazis do something right.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostShe wants to tax bacon, so her views on the Nazis are frankly secondary imo...
Then they came for the gammon, and there was nobody left to speak up for Mordac.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostFirst they came for the bacon, and Mordac did not speak up, because he was not a bacon.
Then they came for the gammon, and there was nobody left to speak up for Mordac.
"I am not a bacon". No, that doesn't make sense. What language did you start out with? Or did you start quaffing early today?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostThey can have the gammon, especially if it comes with pineapple. Why do people do that? If I can only manage one course, I'll have one course, not a main and dessert on the same plate.
"I am not a bacon". No, that doesn't make sense. What language did you start out with? Or did you start quaffing early today?Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt wasn't pitched at your poor cognitive level, so don't worry too much about it.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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