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    Humorous Call

    Just taken another call from an agent [1] regarding a contract.

    Him: What is your availability like?
    Me: 2 weeks
    Him: OK, I'll check with the client and get back to you.

    All well and good, except for the fact that if he'd of asked me if I was interested in working for ClientCo in Arse-end-of-Nowhere, he could have saved himself a call.

    NN

    [1] Still getting these calls, where is this supposed downturn?
    "Israel, Palestine, Cats." He Said
    "See?"

    #2
    Also, he's not yet told you that it's a perm role with an 18k salary.

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      #3
      Originally posted by NickNick View Post
      J...
      All well and good, except for the fact that if he'd of asked me if I was interested in working for ClientCo in Arse-end-of-Nowhere, he could have saved himself a call.
      he'd have asked
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Originally posted by NickNick View Post
        Just taken another call from an agent [1] regarding a contract.

        Him: What is your availability like?
        Me: 2 weeks
        Him: OK, I'll check with the client and get back to you.

        All well and good, except for the fact that if he'd of asked me if I was interested in working for ClientCo in Arse-end-of-Nowhere, he could have saved himself a call.

        NN

        [1] Still getting these calls, where is this supposed downturn?
        Swindon!
        If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!

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          #5
          Originally posted by 51st State View Post
          Swindon!

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