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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYou not heard of condoms?
I think this has to be a project, he's run out of space now he's looking for more storage!!!
Other way around is best, Suity!
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Jeez Suity. Five of the little blighters!? You are braver than I thought.
You have the shed to sleep in btw so you won't need a bigger house. Or you could move to an estate in Scotland for about 20 grand in a week or two.
Might be a good idea to keep away from SY02 after the baby is born for a year or ten
Congratulations #sy02sasaint
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Suity congrats.
Now it's time to get the snip unless you want to work permanently abroad for your sanity.
BTW you know the more pregnancies Mrs Suity has the more you risk a multiple birth?
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No. 1: You are more likely to become pregnant with twins naturally when you are in your 30s and 40s.
We all hear that the older we get, the harder it is to conceive, but advancing age may actually increase the likelihood of a twin pregnancy, says Abdulla Al-Khan, MD, the director and chief of maternal and fetal medicine and surgery at Hackensack University Medical Center in New Jersey. "Once you are 25 or into your 30s and 40s, ovulatory cycles are not regular anymore. If you are not regular and do ovulate, you could be ovulating two follicles at the same time." Voila! A twin pregnancy -- without assisted reproductive technologies."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
Currently looking at buying a 4 bed place off plan and far far far from Luton. 290k asking. Think we can scrape 210. Not going to work methinks. Rabbit hutch needed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostIt's probably going to turn out to be quins in his fantasy, made up, total bollocks world.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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