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Its bloody started!!!
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Its bloody started!!!
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Last Saturday, (22nd) I was in a shop and heard the first Noddy of Christmas (a bit like the first cuckoo of spring apart from a brummie yell of It's Christmassssssssss), followed this Friday by the first Bing of Christmas. -
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostOne of the many benefits of Islam - no bleeding Christmas
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI haven't heard the first Pogues of Christmas yet but it's only a matter of time.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I heard some hammering and banging outside on Friday afternoon but didn't think much about it.
When I got outside at 6 there was Christmas tree all lit up, plus a selection of Bambi plywood cutouts.
"Crimble has arrived!", I thought.
It's not so bad, 'cos the 6th is when Santa comes hereabouts.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostI heard some hammering and banging outside on Friday afternoon but didn't think much about it.
When I got outside at 6 there was Christmas tree all lit up, plus a selection of Bambi plywood cutouts.
"Crimble has arrived!", I thought.
It's not so bad, 'cos the 6th is when Santa comes hereabouts.
Sadly being an expat we have to wait till the 25th
Xmas tree will probably go up the week before xmasComment
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