Depends on how it's done. The significant majority of British Army units are rubbish. But if you said that women had the right to join ANY unit in the armed forces, then I think it's be a disaster.
For example, I know that 99.99 - probably even fewer - women could complete basic comando training to be a Royal Marine. It would probably be roughly similar for the Parachute Regiment.
If you allow women to apply, then the implications are enormous given that so few will succeed. It would cost many millions to accommodate this change for 2 or 3 women in a corps of 5 thousand. Other issues would have to be addressed too - I once had to share a sleeping bag, naked, with another man. It would be good if this *could* be a non-issue, but given the way things currently are I doubt it's work any time soon.
There would have to be an amnesty on political correctness too. The corps, and to a large extent the paras too, are superficially racist, sexist, ageist, and any other possible '-ist' you can think of. It's all in good fun, but spotty people are accused of being a victim of blister-agent attack, asians are made to belly-dance, people with big heads are renamed something like 'cow head', black people are nicknamed things like 'nutty' (bootneck lingo for chocolate), prostitutes are used, general sluttery is encouraged, boring lectures are interspersed with video clips of girls in bikinis shooting automatic weapons, accidental drownings & shootings are joked about, the 'c' word is used like any other, people walk around naked all the time, people frequently decide to get naked at the bar in town, middle-easterners are called all sorts of names relating to dish-cloths & camels, foreign children are given solid fuel blocks to eat instead of kendal mint-cake, colleagues urinate on you in the shower while you're shampooing your hair, guys touch their toes while colleagues check their arseholes for ticks.
I once saw some initiation tom-foolery where the naked, drunk, new guy had to catch a poo done buy another bootneck hanging his arse out of the window 5 floors up in an accommodation block. Which was odd.
Recruits are punished by being made to crawl through fields of gorse in their pants.
Trained ranks get banged out.
Porn lives on the walls. Shemale porn lives in your locker. Everyone cracks up laughing at the bit in kickboxer where jcvd collapses on the floor after kicking the tree down.
Watching last of the mohicans over and over again is mandatory. Rocky 3 is the best, by law.
etc, etc.
All of this *could* change. But you have to remember why these people are being employed in the first place.
For example, I know that 99.99 - probably even fewer - women could complete basic comando training to be a Royal Marine. It would probably be roughly similar for the Parachute Regiment.
If you allow women to apply, then the implications are enormous given that so few will succeed. It would cost many millions to accommodate this change for 2 or 3 women in a corps of 5 thousand. Other issues would have to be addressed too - I once had to share a sleeping bag, naked, with another man. It would be good if this *could* be a non-issue, but given the way things currently are I doubt it's work any time soon.
There would have to be an amnesty on political correctness too. The corps, and to a large extent the paras too, are superficially racist, sexist, ageist, and any other possible '-ist' you can think of. It's all in good fun, but spotty people are accused of being a victim of blister-agent attack, asians are made to belly-dance, people with big heads are renamed something like 'cow head', black people are nicknamed things like 'nutty' (bootneck lingo for chocolate), prostitutes are used, general sluttery is encouraged, boring lectures are interspersed with video clips of girls in bikinis shooting automatic weapons, accidental drownings & shootings are joked about, the 'c' word is used like any other, people walk around naked all the time, people frequently decide to get naked at the bar in town, middle-easterners are called all sorts of names relating to dish-cloths & camels, foreign children are given solid fuel blocks to eat instead of kendal mint-cake, colleagues urinate on you in the shower while you're shampooing your hair, guys touch their toes while colleagues check their arseholes for ticks.
I once saw some initiation tom-foolery where the naked, drunk, new guy had to catch a poo done buy another bootneck hanging his arse out of the window 5 floors up in an accommodation block. Which was odd.
Recruits are punished by being made to crawl through fields of gorse in their pants.
Trained ranks get banged out.
Porn lives on the walls. Shemale porn lives in your locker. Everyone cracks up laughing at the bit in kickboxer where jcvd collapses on the floor after kicking the tree down.
Watching last of the mohicans over and over again is mandatory. Rocky 3 is the best, by law.
etc, etc.
All of this *could* change. But you have to remember why these people are being employed in the first place.
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