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    #11
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I thought he'd been fired and had to give his laptop up anyway.

    Or have I missed an episode?
    He wasn't fired. He said he thought he was fired by the tone of the voicemail left by IT security. It turns out he's not fired and just waiting for IT to undo his mess.
    Of course he "kicked up a fuss" today, so it won't be long now.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Still dreaming the Life...
      FTFY...
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        He wasn't fired. He said he thought he was fired by the tone of the voicemail left by IT security. It turns out he's not fired and just waiting for IT to undo his mess.
        Of course he "kicked up a fuss" today, so it won't be long now.

        If only they fired the ones who got on IT's nerves and ignored HR policies most companies would be listed by now.

        No they keep those idiots and ignore the ones that make money and behave themselves.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          If only they fired the ones who got on IT's nerves and ignored HR policies most companies would be listed by now.

          No they keep those idiots and ignore the ones that make money and behave themselves.
          Salt and vinegar for you sir?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Salt and vinegar for you sir?

            No a pint of Bitter and pork scratchings please, and make it quick Barman!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              No a pint of Bitter and pork scratchings please, and make it quick Barman!
              Do you know how to make a Holy Bartender?

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                I thought he'd been fired and had to give his laptop up anyway.

                Or have I missed an episode?
                ...he'd been fired but then they realised it was a mistake so they made up to him by giving him the use of the company yacht in the Caribbean. He had a wild party that got our of hand so they flew him back to London on a private jet. A new laptop was waiting for him at the Spearmint Rhino but it was not the right build.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  ...he'd been fired but then they realised it was a mistake so they made up to him by giving him the use of the company yacht in the Caribbean. He had a wild party that got our of hand so they flew him back to London on a private jet. A new laptop was waiting for him at the Spearmint Rhino but it was not the right build.

                  I work here, what's the big deal.

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2J5fzM0DOM
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I work here, what's the big deal.

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2J5fzM0DOM
                    you the one at 2:43 shouting mine?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      you the one at 2:43 shouting mine?

                      Back in the day, Mudskipper was up for anything.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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