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Where is Suity?
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post<place holder>What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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He has the Les Patterson world guide to rub a dub shops, and is working his way around them. If you feel the urge ask the concierge.Comment
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Or he could be busy trying to save that Russian satellite. Right at this very moment he's scanning the diaries of his stakeholders looking for a suitable window for a requirements workshop..Comment
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The Bash shellshock exploit got him.
He is now in Unix Detox studying korn shell and esc-k,k,k,k,k till the right command comes up....Comment
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Just let the flounced, feckwit, attention seeking, fantasist, lying, boring twat lie and stop trying to entice him back, it's been a blessed relief for the last few days.
Good riddance, if that oxygen thief ever reappears it will be far too soon.Last edited by TykeMerc; 29 April 2015, 22:54.Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostJust let the flounced, feckwit, attention seeking, fantasist, lying, boring twat lie and stop trying to entice him back, it's been a blessed relief for the last few days.
Good riddance, if that oxygen thief ever reappears it will be far too soon.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBrillo took him to Portugal and left him in the villa when he went to a restaurant.Comment
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