It’s like the contractors in this part of the office need to have advanced SARS with a touch of the Bird Flu before they decide not to come into the office and spread the lovely infections to every other contractor FFS.
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Originally posted by Blakes03 View PostIt’s like the contractors in this part of the office need to have advanced SARS with a touch of the Bird Flu before they decide not to come into the office and spread the lovely infections to every other contractor FFS.I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Originally posted by Blakes03 View PostIt’s like the contractors in this part of the office need to have advanced SARS with a touch of the Bird Flu before they decide not to come into the office and spread the lovely infections to every other contractor FFS.Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by Blakes03 View PostIt’s like the contractors in this part of the office need to have advanced SARS with a touch of the Bird Flu before they decide not to come into the office and spread the lovely infections to every other contractor FFS.Comment
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had a similar experience a previous gig, expect these where permies spreading their bubonic plague and wouldnt go home/take sick leaveComment
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FFS – the coughing and splutter is bad enough but skin is peeling off this one next to me – he just put it in the bin without even leaving his keyboard. Another one has just been resuscitated by his colleague, again without leaving his keyboard.
If I manage to leave here today without a fecking disease I’ll be happyComment
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as a rather yummy mummy says to her 18 month old daughter when she snivels :-
Butch UP!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Blakes03 View PostFFS – the coughing and splutter is bad enough but skin is peeling off this one next to me – he just put it in the bin without even leaving his keyboard. Another one has just been resuscitated by his colleague, again without leaving his keyboard.
If I manage to leave here today without a fecking disease I’ll be happyComment
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Ta Tykemerc, you might be in luck, already beginning to feel like sh1t3, probably won’t log in later BUT no worries, hopefully be able to log back in tomorrow to let you know how my contracted diseases are goingComment
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