In 1999 (before bouncers were properly regulated). When I was clubbing on the docks in Portsmouth the barmaid said I was too drunk and refused to serve me. I argued the toss and she called a bouncer who told me to get out. I responded by punching him in the face. He responded by dragging me out of the back of the club, beating me to the ground and stamping on my head. I woke up later and eventually got home. A few months later the same bouncers beat someone to death in the same car park.
When I was petrol station cashier someone tried an armed robbery. I refused to give him any money and pressed the alarm. As we stood there staring at each other it occurred to me he could just shoot me out of spite!
Clubbing in South Wales with a hot young lady and I bumped into the above armed robber's gang just after he got sent down for 6 months. Luckily a well placed taxi saved me from being murdered!
Arguing with a dick I knew from school in a cafe in South Wales suddenly got serious with he pulled a knife and jammed it against my throat.
When I was petrol station cashier someone tried an armed robbery. I refused to give him any money and pressed the alarm. As we stood there staring at each other it occurred to me he could just shoot me out of spite!
Clubbing in South Wales with a hot young lady and I bumped into the above armed robber's gang just after he got sent down for 6 months. Luckily a well placed taxi saved me from being murdered!
Arguing with a dick I knew from school in a cafe in South Wales suddenly got serious with he pulled a knife and jammed it against my throat.
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