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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostLets have a series of workshopsAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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pear programming
(It's like pair programming just with fatter coders)Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Team lunch (where the perms, when asked first, are too scared to have a beer, then the MD has to have one with you to save face)The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by Chuck View PostTeam building exercise
Christmas party
Programme Director while I was in Cardiff often showed up to some of the social nights that contractors and permies arranged, they became even more alcohol soaked when they were declared as "team building" and therefore fully funded
Been on a variety of discretely fully funded parties around Christmas, I will rarely turn down a free pint. Mind you I fully funded a team do last Christmas as they'd just relocated a sizeable lump of heaven and earth and they deserved it.Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostCertainly, not a problem.
Regards.
Last edited by OwlHoot; 6 October 2015, 16:58.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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