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    #21
    I could always buy a copy of the death certificate from HM - but wifey may spot the purchase and question
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #22
      Originally posted by Troll View Post
      I could always buy a copy of the death certificate from HM - but wifey may spot the purchase and question
      FFS. How do you manage those hooker bills then?

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        #23
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        I could always buy a copy of the death certificate from HM - but wifey may spot the purchase and question
        If you boned her while you were married you are a turd. Boning her while she was married is bad enough
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #24
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          If you boned her while you were married you are a turd. Boning her while she was married is bad enough
          What if both were married, but not to each other?

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            #25
            Or one or more of the kids are his

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              #26
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              What if both were married, but not to each other?
              well, turds come in different sizes, as you know better than most
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #27
                Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                Or one or more of the kids are his
                'clink'
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  well, turds come in different sizes, as you know better than most
                  Agreed. I spend too much time in General these days.

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                    #29
                    She ain't dead but have similar dilemma regarding an old girlfriend. Like to meet up and it would be very easy to contact her as she has a significant online profile but not worth screwing up her marriage again.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      BTW, are you a blondie, darling?
                      Thick as pig tulip from the sounds of things.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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