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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostHell no, I wouldn't shag her with yours or even the made up one belonging to the Gittins/Gricer/Scroatman/Freaki/endlessothermoronicsockies.
You know the kookie ones are the best shags?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostAmy or your friend?
You know the kookie ones are the best shags?Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostIncidentally that lie about lightbulbs unscrewing is just another fantasy, at the alleged time most lightbulbs in the UK were bayonet.
Light bulbs seem to unscrew themselves around me. Not very often and (annoyingly for a sceptic) only at particularly stressful times in my life, making me wonder if this is somehow related.
The first time it happened was when I was a typically angst-ridden teenager. The standard bayonet-type bulb in my bedroom which I'd turned off maybe 20 minutes previously, fell out of the light socket and landed on my bed with a thump which woke me from near sleep. Strangely I somehow knew it was the bulb almost instantly, although I couldn't have expected something like that to happen. After all, how often do bulbs fall out of light fittings?
I've no idea how long the bulb had been in place, but it hadn't been recently changed and if it hadn't been put in properly surely it would have fallen out before? I'm not even sure a bayonet-type fitting would work if it wasn't correctly installed. The bulb hadn't blown, as putting it back into the fitting showed.
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostI know someone who claims to be made ill by electromagnetism, but since the things she claims to mitigate it are clearly fantasy (a crystal in her hat, silver foil in her bra and a few other things) there's a limited quantity of credibility there.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Horrible. Maybe could have been prevented if she changed her DNS.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View PostYes, I'm fully aware of that...Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI was told that cured STDsThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostI know someone who claims to be made ill by electromagnetism, but since the things she claims to mitigate it are clearly fantasy (a crystal in her hat, silver foil in her bra and a few other things) there's a limited quantity of credibility there.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI was told that cured STDsOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostStops you catching HIV a second time, guaranteed.
If "hat" is a euphemism, then are you talking about a vajazzle? If it was so big it prevented entry, then it might prevent getting diseases.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostIf "hat" is a euphemism, then are you talking about a vajazzle?
Secondly, I'm worried if I search for it from Client Co, it may be a cue to leave, in the "safe hands" of securityThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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