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What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?

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    #11
    Originally posted by diseasex View Post
    I'm sticking with my ibiza 1.2d for another year ;|
    AYCOTBAC
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      AYCOTBAC
      I'm building an EMPIRE. So I'll be driving this crap for another year without any liabilities.

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        #13
        Originally posted by diseasex View Post
        I'm building an EMPIRE..
        Pimpire?

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          #14
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Does Santa provide pimp services?
          He goes the extra mile, just ask for Santas sack
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #15
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Do you also shop at ASDA for groceries, Primark for clothes and Greggs for lunch?
            How did you know?
            Where can I find this official guide how to be cut out to be a contractor, so i can stop acting permie like and would know where other contractors shop? I want to be like you guys!
            Last edited by diseasex; 16 December 2015, 16:39.

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              #16
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Snow. Or Sunshine. Anything but this depressing dank drizzly dreachness.
              Come down of't 'ills of ' uddefsield in to 'alifax. Weathers great down there.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #17
                Originally posted by diseasex View Post
                How did you know?
                Where can I find this official guide how to be cut out to be a contractor, so i can stop acting permie like and would know where other contractors shop? I want to be like you guys!
                Sending NLUK a PM would be a good starting point.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by diseasex View Post
                  How did you know?
                  Where can I find this official guide how to be cut out to be a contractor, so i can stop acting permie like and would know where other contractors shop? I want to be like you guys!
                  Interesting you refer to "you guys" as if you are addressing the CUK clique. I am still awaiting my invite.

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                    #19

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                      #20
                      A completion date on my new house.

                      Fkcing solicitors.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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