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Righto, Im flouncing for good.
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I hope this isnt a pseudo flounce like others...good riddance.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAre you sure?
I think you'll find that's just a slightly large clitoris.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIsn't that essentially what a penis is?
Anyway, talking of penises, this is what really happened in the garden of Eden.Comment
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
I hope this isnt a pseudo flounce like others...good riddance.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostThen how come I know everything about it now?
Luckily HMRC switched to the majestic search engine so can't find it.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThere are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThere are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.
Did they do something similar on a clit to come up with that conclusion?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThere are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.
Anyway, talking of penises, this is what really happened in the garden of Eden.
Sorry Cojack...had to be done..'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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