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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Load of crap.

    When have you ever seen a healthy looking vegan? They're all skinny and spotty.
    And have pointy ears
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      That's why they go to places like India on holiday.
      And catch Hepatitis from infected food and water like a vegan girlfriend I knew years ago.

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        #13
        Seems like "go vegan and lose all sensitivity".
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          The only vitamin vegans can't get is B12..
          Marmite.
          My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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            #15
            My Dad could always spot the vegetarians when they were wheeled in for sugery after car accidents.

            That put me off becoming a vegetarian.
            I'm alright Jack

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              #16
              Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
              Marmite.
              Which is disgusting like its alternative Vegemite.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #17
                Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                My Dad could always spot the vegetarians when they were wheeled in for sugery after car accidents.

                That put me off becoming a vegetarian.
                Jeremy Corbyn is one which is why I'm not voting Labour.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  The only vitamin vegans can't get is B12.

                  The rest they can get by eating properly and in the case of vitamin D sitting in the sun. That's why they are always eating nuts and lentils.
                  If they put the lotion in the basket, i would offer them Marmite.


                  As for sitting in the sun, I cannot help.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Jeremy Corbyn is a vegetable which is why I'm not voting Labour.
                    FTFY
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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