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    Default New Financial Year, New CUK Meme.

    Well April is nearly on us, and I shall no doubt be heading back into some form of alternative employment to permiedom, which means my first class travel & champers will cease.


    Having been a sledge salesman, tat shop owner, MDM fighter & punch your lights out contractor over the period of my 17 years on CUK as wittiest poster & best moderator ever. I feel I need a new meme for 2016/2017/


    I may of course try and get a bit fitter, and become an endure type athlete & bore you stupid with tales of charity races & blood giving. I may get a divorce and lose my children (but more likely I'd win custody), or a gold buying speckulant who lives in a camper van, cretin calling shed building chunt, Russian Squirrel botherer or annoying pedant who points out peoples speling mistakes, or attention seeking poster. I am undecided.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Please provide some suggestions on my next CUK mememememe.
    Isn't that how you spell it?

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    Or maybe


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    Bensons the circus are hiring, they need either a new idiot or a new clown.

    You would be a perfect fit for both

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Bensons the circus are hiring, they need either a new idiot or a new clown.

    You would be a perfect fit for both


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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well April is nearly on us, and I shall no doubt be heading back into some form of alternative employment to permiedom, which means my first class travel & champers will cease.
    This April girl - what is the name of her Labrador?

    Maybe you could go contracting then you could actually live the first class lifestyle instead of lieing about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    annoying pedant who points out peoples speling mistakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    which means my first class travel & champers will cease.
    You mean the non-existent ones?

    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    MDM fighter & punch your lights out contractor over the period of my 17 years on CUK as wittiest poster & best moderator ever. I feel I need a new meme for 2016/2017/.


    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I may of course try and get a bit fitter, and become an endure type athlete & bore you stupid with tales of charity races & blood giving.



    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I may get a divorce and lose my children (but more likely I'd win custody), I am undecided.
    We hope so. Remind us who the legal owner of those BTLs is.


    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Please provide some suggestions on my next CUK meme.
    I will when the time is right

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