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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI have no problem with wimmin being on top, I mean, in power.
Just don't ban pornHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I keep saying to the wife - "look women are ruling the world now, maybe you should get a job and join your gender in contributing towards society and sharing the burden with me Mr Contractor of ensuring financial security for our family"
Cue - does not have time to work / no jobs that would fit around busy social life / Mr Contractor earns enough - should work harder to ensure our family financial security (Mr Contractor having been in contract for almost all of 12 years contracting with only one 5 week stint on bench
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Originally posted by silverlight001 View PostI keep saying to the wife - "look women are ruling the world now, maybe you should get a job and join your gender in contributing towards society and sharing the burden with me Mr Contractor of ensuring financial security for our family"
Cue - does not have time to work / no jobs that would fit around busy social life / Mr Contractor earns enough - should work harder to ensure our family financial security (Mr Contractor having been in contract for almost all of 12 years contracting with only one 5 week stint on bench
Groan...
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...yself-to-death
The trick is, is to get the Mrs contracting.
Obviously, you then have to consider the chances of you both ending up on the bench at onceLast edited by MrMarkyMark; 12 July 2016, 12:53.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by silverlight001 View PostI keep saying to the wife - "look women are ruling the world now, maybe you should get a job and join your gender in contributing towards society and sharing the burden with me Mr Contractor of ensuring financial security for our family"
Cue - does not have time to work / no jobs that would fit around busy social life / Mr Contractor earns enough - should work harder to ensure our family financial security (Mr Contractor having been in contract for almost all of 12 years contracting with only one 5 week stint on bench
Groan...
Women in my family earn the same or more than their male partners. Then again some of my brothers have been the main parent to call on when their kid has been sick at school...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostThank God you clarified that. No wimmin would select the option which involves finding themselves underneath you, no matter how hard you might wish to argue otherwise.Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostMore fool you.
Women in my family earn the same or more than their male partners. Then again some of my brothers have been the main parent to call on when their kid has been sick at school....Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWell, I did try to roll over on top of MF's wife after banging her. I rolled over twice and was still on topThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAny divorces in your family where the women milked the tulip out of men?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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