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Just make sure you are sick once every five years
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Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostAnyone here actually work at Capita?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postthey also have the electoral roll & council tax data they could use for movers.
a few hours with SQL and they could have some great candidates for deletion.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Dr Who?
I'm male. Last time I went to see a doctor was in my teens when hay fever was ruining my summers. Next time I see a doctor is likely when he's checking my dead corpse is really dead.
Though I did once drop into one of those walk in centres where they have a nurse vet the patients before forwarding them onto a doctor if the nurse can't handle the issue. No prior registration required. They're still around aren't they?
Besides we're all doctors now we can self diagnose via the internet.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostSo, this is Crapita's way of saving money on data cleansing? Running letters off at whatever cost per person rather than a simple death register update that is readily available?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostDr Who?
I'm male. Last time I went to see a doctor was in my teens when hay fever was ruining my summers. Next time I see a doctor is likely when he's checking my dead corpse is really dead.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostThough I did get a rather curious epistle requesting a sample of turd.
Which I've ignored twice.
I was asked for a stool sample once. Never been allowed back in the woodworking class.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostEither you're < 45 or your local health authority doesn't work the same as some do. I get a letter inviting me for an annual checkup.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostEither you're < 45 or your local health authority doesn't work the same as some do. I get a letter inviting me for an annual checkup.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhat about the people who move away? People don't just come off a Dr's surgery when they die, and is the death register automated, how much would it cost to develop a system that hooks into it. The cost of printing some letters would seem inconsequential compared to a large scale IT integration like that.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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