Originally posted by ContractorHardman
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today
Collapse
X
-
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
I've learned that some people get upset over the most trivial of issues.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
-
Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've learned that some people get upset over the most trivial of issues.
A decent mod would understand this. How on earth did you get the mod-job, btw? Other than Cojak, when it comes to mods, I'm just seeing morons. All subjectively speaking, of course.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
-
Originally posted by diseasex View Postthere's more idiots in this world than I thought.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
Originally posted by CretinWatcher View PostCyprus is looking increasingly like a possibility too - only 300k property golden visa.
1. There are a lot of heavily armed Turks in Northern Cyprus with lots of powerful weapons all pointing south
2. The island is pretty much a Russian owned/populated offshore money laundering operation now
3. It is very close to Turkey, Syria and Lebanon
4. The govt there thinks nothing of stealing private wealth at a whim as a "bail in", with the EU's blessing.Comment
-
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostBirds of a feather.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
-
I've learned that if you write leftie liberal postings on here, some people go a purple shade of colour This is in fact my cunning plan to rid the world of unhappy people, by continuing to post such gibberish until they eventually explode in the fashion of Mr. Creosote..."Just another Corbyn Bremainer posting Mr. Right Winger?"“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
-
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI've learned that if you write leftie liberal postings on here, some people go a purple shade of colour This is in fact my cunning plan to rid the world of unhappy people, by continuing to post such gibberish until they eventually explode in the fashion of Mr. Creosote..."Just another Corbyn Bremainer posting Mr. Right Winger?"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI've learned that if you write leftie liberal postings on here, some people go a purple shade of colour This is in fact my cunning plan to rid the world of unhappy people, by continuing to post such gibberish until they eventually explode in the fashion of Mr. Creosote..."Just another Corbyn Bremainer posting Mr. Right Winger?"His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
-
Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThings to know about Cyprus.
1. There are a lot of heavily armed Turks in Northern Cyprus with lots of powerful weapons all pointing south
2. The island is pretty much a Russian owned/populated offshore money laundering operation now
3. It is very close to Turkey, Syria and Lebanon
4. The govt there thinks nothing of stealing private wealth at a whim as a "bail in", with the EU's blessing.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment