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    So we had a works do last night and for once I decided to make an effort. There's a woman on my team that I've had my eye on for a while and whilst she's not one of those in your face types, there's definitely a glint in her eye. I'm not entirely sure what it is about her but something says "you'll be lucky to get an hours sleep", if you know what I mean. Although, sometimes she definitely smells of dog basket but it's kind of cute in a way.

    Anyway, TL;DR. It happened and she was AMAZING. I mean proper naughty. However, we were both a bit p1ssed and today I have to go in to the office to sign her timesheet so it could be a bit awkward given the things we did last night.

    How would the panel suggest I approach this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    So we had a works do last night and for once I decided to make an effort. There's a woman on my team that I've had my eye on for a while and whilst she's not one of those in your face types, there's definitely a glint in her eye. I'm not entirely sure what it is about her but something says "you'll be lucky to get an hours sleep", if you know what I mean. Although, sometimes she definitely smells of dog basket but it's kind of cute in a way.

    Anyway, TL;DR. It happened and she was AMAZING. I mean proper naughty. However, we were both a bit p1ssed and today I have to go in to the office to sign her timesheet so it could be a bit awkward given the things we did last night.

    How would the panel suggest I approach this?
    Were they under direction and control?

    If so, sign it with an inside IR35 kiss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
    Were they under direction and control?

    If so, sign it with an inside IR35 kiss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    How would the panel suggest I approach this?
    From behind.... Again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    From behind.... Again.
    She should be in the stationary cupboard for the next 7 hours!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    So we had a works do last night and for once I decided to make an effort. There's a woman on my team that I've had my eye on for a while and whilst she's not one of those in your face types, there's definitely a glint in her eye. I'm not entirely sure what it is about her but something says "you'll be lucky to get an hours sleep", if you know what I mean. Although, sometimes she definitely smells of dog basket but it's kind of cute in a way.

    Anyway, TL;DR. It happened and she was AMAZING. I mean proper naughty. However, we were both a bit p1ssed and today I have to go in to the office to sign her timesheet so it could be a bit awkward given the things we did last night.

    How would the panel suggest I approach this?
    If you signed her timesheet properly last night she wouldn't be upto the office today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    How would the panel suggest I approach this?
    Same approach as last night, that seemed to work well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Same approach as last night, that seemed to work well.
    what get her drunk & make her do all the work?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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