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The Perils of Winking on the Train

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    #11
    Never mind winking, it's much worse when you get caught wanking on a train.
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan
      Or in a sauna.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Getting caught
          I must have missed Chapter 1 of this saga.

          Are you saying the Russian FSB has videos of Trump winking on a train?

          edit: Oh wink! I've been caught by a parody thread!
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            #15
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            I must have missed Chapter 1 of this saga.

            Are you saying the Russian FSB has videos of Trump winking on a train?
            No, it's a parody of the working on a train thread.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #16
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              I must have missed Chapter 1 of this saga.

              Are you saying the Russian FSB has videos of Trump winking on a train?

              edit: Oh wink! I've been caught by a parody thread!
              Could be....

              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Getting caught
                You were in Germany recently weren't you: https://www.thelocal.de/20170110/man...-kitchen-knife
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #18
                  Or maybe just wank at work: Masturbating At Work: Why Fapping Is The New Smoke Break | Ravishly

                  Dr Mark Sergeant, a senior lecturer in psychology at Nottingham Trent University, tells Metro that masturbating can be "very effective at work".
                  'Effective' as in getting you marched offsite pretty damned quick
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    You were in Germany recently weren't you: https://www.thelocal.de/20170110/man...-kitchen-knife

                    She decided to open the door, only to find the bewildered man "as God had created him". Not only was the 22-year-old naked, he was also holding a kitchen knife - causing the conductor great alarm.

                    The conductor then alerted the federal police, who are responsible for overseeing train stations. The officers arrived to find the man in the toilet "stark naked" and shaving his pubic hair with the knife
                    Not quite that young

                    At least he picked a nice clean toilet for it though
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #20
                      Thanks, Arriva Trains Wales

                      So it transpires that my train didn't actually stop where I wanted to get off, even though it was scheduled to.

                      It seems that ATW is target obsessed so, if a service is running late, it will skip one or more stops in order to reach its destination on time.

                      I guess I should rename the title of this thread to "The perils of wearing headphones on a station platform"

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