Never mind winking, it's much worse when you get caught wanking on a train.
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The Perils of Winking on the Train
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI must have missed Chapter 1 of this saga.
Are you saying the Russian FSB has videos of Trump winking on a train?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI must have missed Chapter 1 of this saga.
Are you saying the Russian FSB has videos of Trump winking on a train?
edit: Oh wink! I've been caught by a parody thread!
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostGetting caught“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Or maybe just wank at work: Masturbating At Work: Why Fapping Is The New Smoke Break | Ravishly
Dr Mark Sergeant, a senior lecturer in psychology at Nottingham Trent University, tells Metro that masturbating can be "very effective at work".“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostYou were in Germany recently weren't you: https://www.thelocal.de/20170110/man...-kitchen-knife
She decided to open the door, only to find the bewildered man "as God had created him". Not only was the 22-year-old naked, he was also holding a kitchen knife - causing the conductor great alarm.
The conductor then alerted the federal police, who are responsible for overseeing train stations. The officers arrived to find the man in the toilet "stark naked" and shaving his pubic hair with the knife
At least he picked a nice clean toilet for it thoughThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Thanks, Arriva Trains Wales
So it transpires that my train didn't actually stop where I wanted to get off, even though it was scheduled to.
It seems that ATW is target obsessed so, if a service is running late, it will skip one or more stops in order to reach its destination on time.
I guess I should rename the title of this thread to "The perils of wearing headphones on a station platform"Comment
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