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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    WHS. Should be Tequila.
    May I ask your business at parliament sir?

    Tequila!
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Yeah, but that is because you are a DOB!!
    Ex fucking-scuse me I most certainly am not !!

    I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TestMangler View Post
    Ex fucking-scuse me I most certainly am not !!

    I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!
    I always thought you were an hermaphrodite
    What happens in General, stays in General.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I always thought you were an hermaphrodite
    Does that mean you will half bury him under the patio?
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Does that mean you will half bury him under the patio?
    A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child."

    The woman worriedly asks, "What's wrong with it?"

    The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different. It's a hermaphrodite."

    The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite? What's that?"

    The doctor replies, "It has both male and female features."

    The woman looks relieved. "Oh, you mean it has a penis AND a brain?"
    What happens in General, stays in General.
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    This is not funny.

    Is this black British humor?

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    I'm still in shock. A Hyundai worth at least 19 grand. I can't believe it.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    I live on CUK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bee View Post
    This is not funny.

    Is this black British humor?
    Nope. If a joke was made about the bomber that would be black humour.

    In this case the joke is based on a stereotype that men only think with their penises.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    I'm still in shock. A Hyundai worth at least 19 grand. I can't believe it.


    It had 18 grand of iPads in it that they couldn't get on a plane.
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    Respect my authoritah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bee View Post
    This is not funny.

    Is this black British humor?
    No, this is black British humour.
    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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