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    The 24 successful candidates – fit and sporty males aged 20-45 who do not smoke, have no allergies and boast maximum body mass index of between 22 and 27 – will undergo a battery of tests for two weeks before and after spending two months in bed.
    That rules MF out of the running, then

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    That rules MF out of the running, then
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    That rules MF out of the running, then
    Shame really, as it would have aligned nicely with his current lifestyle:

    men willing to eat and perform all bodily functions in bed for 60 days
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    That rules MF out of the running, then
    Not happy bedfellows, those two words.

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    Would have been happy to offer my services.

    Unfortunately, my system is probably too contaminated for me to take part

    It was nothing to do with the rate not been high enough

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    My mental picture is all of them lying in one huge bed, like an 80s sit-com only with a lot more poo.

    Sounds like hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    My mental picture is all of them lying in one huge bed, like an 80s sit-com only with a lot more poo.

    Sounds like hell.
    Or like the recent "Mutiny" Mutiny - All 4 where they try to recreate the Bligh voyage.

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    I thought MP was back.

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