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My next car will be a Nissan Qashqai
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThose sort of cars are useful if you have a large pet or three to ferry around, which is why people get them.
I would rather a sporty 2 seater but practicality has to happenGrowing old is mandatory
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostBeen there done that, bombing over this fecking thing in a side street in Ladbroke Grove a few years ago, at 50 MPH one dark rainy night so I didn't see it!:
giant circular bump in middle of road
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was much higher back then. I was damned lucky not to completely knacker my suspension!
It's easily done, and I didn't even have the excuse of a bawling infant in the back of the car!
Go to the nearest Post Office and hand your licence back, you're not fit to be behind the wheel of any vehicle.Comment
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Originally posted by meridian View Post50 mph in a residential area, through Give Way markings and a roundabout, on a dark rainy night, and you think you're lucky not to damage your suspension? Lucky not to kill someone, more like.
Go to the nearest Post Office and hand your licence back, you're not fit to be behind the wheel of any vehicle.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostScotch and the baccy! I was rolling a spliff with my elbows on the wheel.
and the mobile phone crooked to my ear went flying, along with the big bag of primo cocaine I was sniffing from!
Blasted speed bumps!The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostScotch and the baccy! I was rolling a spliff with my elbows on the wheel.
and the mobile phone crooked to my ear went flying!
Blasted speed bumps!“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Postdid the bird who was giving you a blowjob at the time bite your cock off?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Postdid the bird who was giving you a blowjob at the time bite your cock off?Comment
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