Go to Liverpool and say that you're a Sun journalist: https://www.theguardian.com/media/20...hate-complaint
The Sun ejecting Kelvin MacKenzie is akin to a tumour having a tulip. It's like the KKK calling Bernard Manning a tad racist, or Fred West criticising ******* Brookside for going too far with that body under patio storyline. What the **** is happening? How can you possibly lower the tone of the nations tulip rag years after already morally bankrupting it yourself during your stint as Bulltulipter in Chief? You're a raging bile spouting human muck spreader, the mouthpiece of the UK's arsehole, you ******* smug headed twat faced tulipe spewer. If I'd ran out of bog roll I wouldn't wipe my arse on one of your columns, tempting as it would be, for fear of smearing myself in bulltulip and contracting bowel cancer in the process. You're a ******* dead eyed twin chinned receding haired wry smirker and a puzzled expressioned shoulder raising responsibility shirker, you ******* neckless out of touch lie repeater. **** is a strong word, but not strong enough for you, you ******* turbo ****.
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