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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostFTFY
And you have no idea whether or not the OP is a convicted sex offender, so my version is more accurate, given what we currently know.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThat is a subset of sex offender.
And you have no idea whether or not the OP is a convicted sex offender, so my version is more accurate, given what we currently know.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThat is a subset of sex offender.
And you have no idea whether or not the OP is a convicted sex offender, so my version is more accurate, given what we currently know.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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My worst work related evening was many years ago, whilst on a jaunt with colleagues all staying in the same hotel in Cheshire.
The evening before a presentation I was due to give, I had one too many, and can only remember falling off a bar stool before waking up fully dressed on the hotel room floor the next morning, with my boss hammering on the door.
Cue a truly awful day of beer guilt and attempting to look sober.
I've never ever drunk to excess with colleagues again (nope, not even on that night).Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostWell you're both gullible, that's a known!The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post20 years ago he would have been a young man hanging around with mates who played such working class games as football. Hence getting his head kicked in by bouncers is to be expected.
He bear hugged me to the door and when my mates came outside they found me on the floor with the bouncer standing over me. They had a go at him and told him to leave me alone. When they finished shouting he told them "I didn't touch him. I let go of him and he just fell over". They rather sheepishly apologised and he asked them to take me away, so they carried me home.
Fond, if rather blurry memories.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMy worst work related evening was many years ago, whilst on a jaunt with colleagues all staying in the same hotel in Cheshire.
The evening before a presentation I was due to give, I had one too many, and can only remember falling off a bar stool before waking up fully dressed on the hotel room floor the next morning, with my boss hammering on the door.
Cue a truly awful day of beer guilt and attempting to look sober.
I've never ever drunk to excess with colleagues again (nope, not even on that night).Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMy worst work related evening was many years ago, whilst on a jaunt with colleagues all staying in the same hotel in Cheshire.
The evening before a presentation I was due to give, I had one too many, and can only remember falling off a bar stool before waking up fully dressed on the hotel room floor the next morning, with my boss hammering on the door.
Cue a truly awful day of beer guilt and attempting to look sober.
I've never ever drunk to excess with colleagues again (nope, not even on that night).
Falling over into a table of diners, breaking everything (including the table) and sending food flying everywhere.
Woke up the next day and didn't remember a thing but, boy, the guilt and the shame when I was told what I didComment
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