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More guff from the anti-smoking Nazis
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostNot yet. He keeps trying to get himself pregnant to jump the list.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Eirikur View PostAnd their lung cancer treatment, gets paid by the tax payer as well
I've made sure my private insurance pays for that, although it's a bit useless.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostI thought I was there at one point, but it was merely a heavy beer & curry weekend.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostDon't be too smug. I'm an ex smoker too but it's a myth that your risk of lung cancer falls. It remains elevated forever. Basically smoking is like a death escalator, the point at which you get off, your risk remains at that point. It doesn't decline.
The good news is that your cardiovascular risk does decline.Comment
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Originally posted by Elliegirl View PostAnd of course the other bit of good news is the trailer load of cash I've saved since giving up the filthy habit. All goes of course towards luxury holidays with my loved ones so they'll have lots of good memories when I pop off early.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostSore rectum?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostSmokers don't live long once they get lung cancer, the prognosis is usually poor. But it's true that hundreds of thousands can be spent in a year or two on someone who is going to die anyway.
I've made sure my private insurance pays for that, although it's a bit useless.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Elliegirl View PostGreat idea. Why do people still smoke in this day and age anyway? (says this smug ex-smoker)His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostAll ex-smokers are smug, having tried to quit a few times I can fully understand why you feel smug, and you have certainly earned the right to be smug. Well done. You'll almost certainly realise why I reserve the right to despise smug ex-smokers though.Comment
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