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Kicking off at congressional baseball practice
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post -
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Has ISIS claimed responsibility yet?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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PS I was going to create a sockie called ISIS but decided best not to. No CUK block I notice though.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostPS I was going to create a sockie called ISIS but decided best not to. No CUK block I notice though.
I passed on your cartoon idea about a man-size cat flap and the burglar to one of my daughters who does cartoony stuff. If she gets round to doing it, I'll post it here.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI'd appreciate it, but probably a little too close to the knuckle. And Admin probably wouldn't want Plod smashing his door in at 4 in the morning.Comment
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Kicking off at congressional baseball practice
Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostUnless he has been a very naughty boy.
...I'm going to have to get out my Moderator's Handbook (the edition they brought out after the MF fiasco) to see if that is a banable offence.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAre you suggesting that he has been running through fields of wheat with St Theresa?
...I'm going to have to get out my Moderator's Handbook (the edition they brought out after the MF fiasco) to see if that is a banable offence.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postwhat Admin getting his oats?
I mean, it was bad enough having to watch him tickling her tonsils during the last CUK leadership meeting. HMRC have rejected my therapist bills for that one.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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