If she wanted an unsightly erection in her garden... If she wanted an unsightly erection in her garden...
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    Default If she wanted an unsightly erection in her garden...

    ... I am sure some of the CUKKERs could have provided it for less than £5k

    Homeowner ordered to rip down £5k tree house by council after neighbour complaint - Birmingham Mail

    She should have said it was a squirrel sanctuary after they got booted out of their previous accommodation above a kebab shop in Solihull...

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    Nothing wrong with it, and it did not look like she had any neighbours close enough to be inconvenienced. Fooking Nimbys!!
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    It's cos her annoying kids could look in the neighbours' windows.

    Personally if I was a neighbour I would take to walking around my house in the nude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Nothing wrong with it, and it did not look like she had any neighbours close enough to be inconvenienced. Fooking Nimbys!!
    “The tree has been an eyesore for some time and after consulting with neighbours I decided to erect a tree house,” she said.

    “Neighbours supported me but there was one complaint. The neighbour said it would overlook into his garden which I do accept, but I only go up there very occasionally for a glass of wine if a friend comes round.

    So she did not consult all neighbours. Hopefully when she rips up the treehouse she can use the wood to build decking and sip her wine there like normal people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    It's cos her annoying kids could look in the neighbours' windows.
    Could they see anything more from 15 feet up than they could from ground level anyway though?

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    Personally if I was a neighbour I would take to walking around my house in the nude.
    Doesn't everyone do that anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Doesn't everyone do that anyway?
    Only when the mother-in-law visits....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post


    Doesn't everyone do that anyway?
    2 litres of mind bleach needed, 100ml for SueEllen letting it all hang out and the rest for Shaunbhoy

    Not sure why the tree house company didn't advise her, almost anything like that needs planning permission now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    2 litres of mind bleach needed, 100ml for SueEllen letting it all hang out and the rest for Shaunbhoy
    Not sure what you mean? WTF???



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    You got those types when I was in the Navy. We used to make them wear a pinafore to swab the decks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    2 litres of mind bleach needed, 100ml for SueEllen letting it all hang out and the rest for Shaunbhoy
    Not sure what you mean? WTF???
    FTFY....


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