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Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations -
Originally posted by Mordac View PostSomething I said...?Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinationsComment
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostI already work in Frankfurt so I was not thinking about myself, this is a simple aide memoire
By the way Global British = Grittish , what do you think ?Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostThat's 8 years for German PR then...Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinationsComment
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostI have a German girlfriend and it will mean that I will have to get married, didn't want to do that before 35 but looks like its going to be something we will need to think about to get the 3 year deal.Comment
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostOK , I have taken the advice of you both and the new world country will be called ..... (drum roll)....
Gonad
...and its people will be called Gonads
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWell that obviously won't involve you as you have yet to grow a fooking set.
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThere's only so far your Catering Corps bluster will take you when the Brexit budget cuts take away your mobility scooter.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostYou seem tense BR14 ? , tell me how you feel and I will type it into Dr Google and together we will find a solution.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostGood job I served in a far more technical and militarily vital Corps then. Phew!Comment
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