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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostWe could all hang out at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, drinking cocktails and chatting up sentient cows.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostMaxwell’s Plum, sticky carpets and a 2p fruit machine right to the end.
Rockerfella’s just demolished. Had a smooch in there with the office hottie, and he didnt even mind.
Then I moved up several steps to Bergeracs i think it was called, Miami Vice era, us Bolton lads all in pastel shades wearing white shoes no socks and light peach jackets with the sleeves rolled up.
Funnily enough i dont renember beating the flange off with a stick, must have had much of it it almost seems like i didnt get any...
Strange thing the mind...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostMine's a pan galactic gargle blaster.
I send the fourth one down my throat with the plan that it would head the previous one off at the pass, join forces with it, and together they would get the second one to pull itself together. Then all three would go off in search of the first, give it a good talking to and maybe a bit of a sing as well.
I'm a bit uncertain as to whether the fourth drink understands all that, so I send a fifth to explain the plan more fully and a sixth for moral support.
...then I start drinking.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostJust one?
I send the fourth one down my throat with the plan that it would head the previous one off at the pass, join forces with it, and together they would get the second one to pull itself together. Then all three would go off in search of the first, give it a good talking to and maybe a bit of a sing as well.
I'm a bit uncertain as to whether the fourth drink understands all that, so I send a fifth to explain the plan more fully and a sixth for moral support.
...then I start drinking.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou are aware of course that you should never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia...
...but no, I am not MF.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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From 'Republic of Telly' - Irish Pubs...
Well he drank a pint of whiskey and died....
Lightweight.....Comment
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