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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostLonely man wakes up to the realisation that he created CUK and that he is actually the only CUK poster, all users are his own sockies.Comment
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All the sockies were originally created as AI bots to fill CUK with drivel as a prank to slow down AtW's internet indexing software.
Originally Majestic 12 ran one one laptop and indexed most of the internet in a matter of days, but this sockie bot prank required it to be upscaled to a state of the art server farm bigger than Amazon's just to cope with the TPD and counting threads.
Some sockie bots became self aware and flounced off to other sites, forgot their password, and started the current cycle of re-registering to regain access to their home site when they realised the rest of the internet is no better.
Hence why none of them can post a true photo of themselves. The rest of us non-sockies realise anonymity is best when slagging of idiot clients, otherwise we may as well name those clients.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Unmasked.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHere's a picture of me naked.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHas that lady just pulled you off?Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIt's the ex mrs, she ripped my ******* head off.
Lucky you kept that golden throne hidden.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postvia your wallet?
Lucky you kept that golden throne hidden.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostLonely man wakes up to the realisation that he created CUK and that he is actually the only CUK poster, all users are his own sockies.Comment
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