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The first person on Mars should be a woman?
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostBecause I'm not employed?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I know a girl in the US who's currently training for future Mars missions including learning to flyComment
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Originally posted by Laughing Gravy View PostI know a girl in the US who's currently training for future Mars missions including learning to flyComment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostIndeed but does she make a good sandwich?Comment
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Originally posted by Laughing Gravy View PostI know a girl in the US who's currently training for future Mars missions including learning to flyAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYup, I'd agree so the single, white, home owning, healthy, employed, car driving, non smoking, straight guy on the team hasn't a bloody hope in hell.
But I'm pretty sure the women on the ship will be healthy, employed and non smoking. The poor men will have make do visiting Mars and not getting out of the door first.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostAnd what is the qualification for "opening the door of the spaceship?" Because that's what being "the first person on Mars" entails.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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