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    Default Official World Cup Russia 2018 thread

    What will happen in the next four weeks?

    Will the Russians be
    - spying on the teams
    - caught taking drugs
    - attacking English fans
    or all of the above

    I predict an international fall out somewhere.

    Oh yes and some football along the way. Enjoy

    sweepstake to follow.....

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    I predict being bored S**tless for four weeks due to every pub being full of spittle-flecked morons screaming at TV sets
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    I heard they were planning on wiping Novichok around all the goal keepers gloves to get a sure fire victory.

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    "Football's coming home"
    "Could they go all the way"
    "Lost on penalties"
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    In the final, Putin will run on the pitch and score the winning goal.

    While the KGB deal with anyone who gets in his way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMirror View Post
    In the final, Putin will run on the pitch and score the winning goal.

    While the KGB deal with anyone who gets in his way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattfx View Post
    Greenlake is this your sockie?
    You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment....


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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment....

    Have you got a brand of scouring cleaner material in that sock?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Have you got a brand of scouring cleaner material in that sock?
    No, but I have the shoes....


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    Soap pads - can you still get them?

    You could clean anything with them, up north we used them for our teeth in times of need.
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