Don't wash it and let some fungus grow.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMan, life is throwing you some curve balls. The bench, sugar tax, pasty tax and now losing the remnants of your ginger mullet.
Then they go and make upskirting illegal.
Feck, your life sucks right now.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt appears that after a few years of the missus and a few other people pointing out that I was beginning to go a bit thin on top, it appears with the hot weather recently I may need to wear a hat.
Now on the whole I have beautifully soft hair, the type of hair a rough sailor would rub his hands through and dream of Timotei or a nice soft fluffy teddy bear wrapped in silk.
I am now deciding that I need to cover this impending spot or at least have one of those Wayne Rooney / Shane Warne weaves (without screwing any old age prossies) of course.
What courses of action are open to a young dynamic go getter like myself?Comment
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Let your hair grow a foot long down both sides, and have a two-way Bobby Charlton comb-over
But on windy days try and stay indoorsWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostLet your hair grow a foot long down both sides, and have a two-way Bobby Charlton comb-over
But on windy days try and stay indoors"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostLet your hair grow a foot long down both sides, and have a two-way Bobby Charlton comb-over
But on windy days try and stay indoors
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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There are some pretty nifty wigs these days. Or hair systems as they're known. I actually know a couple of people that wear them and you'd never know it wasn't their own hair.Comment
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Going a bit thin on top
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post<blah blah blah>Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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