cat flap lessons. catnip. ear plugs.
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Oh Dear: Trouble at Mill, problems at home
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I married a crazy cat lady, there is no solution, if you make every accommodation possible to the cat it will still find a way to piss you off.
Best result I found was to kick the wife at 3am, swear at her and tell her to sort out that f&*3king cat or I will give it a hessian sack bath, we came to a compromise and she got another kitten.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI married a crazy cat lady, there is no solution, if you make every accommodation possible to the cat it will still find a way to piss you off.
Best result I found was to kick the wife at 3am, swear at her and tell her to sort out that f&*3king cat or I will give it a hessian sack bath,
we came to a compromise and she got another kitten.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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This is just one of many reasons never to own a cat.
My solution would involve a sack, some bricks and a trip to a deep lake.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThis is just one of many reasons never to own a cat.
My solution would involve a sack, some bricks and a trip to a deep lake.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Ear plugs and ignore. Started wearing ear plugs after living next to an airport. You think a cat is loud!
Have to say though the pilots weren't bothered about me ignoring them, they never tired of unnecessarily revving their jet engines over the house.
Last edited by BlasterBates; 20 June 2018, 17:29.I'm alright JackComment
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Reverse psychology doesn’t work, which is a shame, cause you could tape up the flap lightly and they would then try to get in…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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