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THE Queen is marvelling that, after 66 years on the throne, she has just met the biggest knobhead of her reign so far.
Her Majesty, who is 92 years old, thought she had seen it all before but admitted to servants that, boy, was she wrong.
She continued: “My jaw’s still on the floor. I have never in all my life spoken to such a colossal dickhead, and I’ve met Robert Mugabe.
“Seriously, all the guys that are history to you? Nixon and Harold Macmillan and the Shah of Iran? I’ve met the lot, and they were a parade of walking cocks in suits, but this guy?
THE Queen is marvelling that, after 66 years on the throne, she has just met the biggest knobhead of her reign so far.
Her Majesty, who is 92 years old, thought she had seen it all before but admitted to servants that, boy, was she wrong.
She continued: “My jaw’s still on the floor. I have never in all my life spoken to such a colossal dickhead, and I’ve met Robert Mugabe.
“Seriously, all the guys that are history to you? Nixon and Harold Macmillan and the Shah of Iran? I’ve met the lot, and they were a parade of walking cocks in suits, but this guy?
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