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Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View PostA happy punter then. On to more pressing matters;
There are some fruit flies in here that are really pissing me off. Two were drowned in my claret earlier. Does anyone have an idea for trapping the twats which doesn't involve vintage wine?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostHave your butler stand on the other side of the room with a fruity cocktail of some kind (the more sweet and disgusting the better, I find). Any fruit flies in the vicinity will descend upon his concoction in preference to your Margaux. Should you feel the need to thank me for this advice, I crave not financial reward, but I wouldn't say no to a Dukedom. Make it a good one though...
This of course is dependent upon your tax status with HMRC.Comment
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Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostHazard County is the only one you're likely to get....does come with a Daisy though...every cloud etc...
This of course is dependent upon your tax status with HMRC.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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