Here it is in full so far.
1. 100% tax on cretinism, although you can claim partial relief if you think slogans on buses are true.
2. Moderators are to be outsourced to the cheapest offshore call centre, to save Admin the £5 p.a. it currently costs to employ the current morons.
3. Cohabiting with squirrels to be legalised and recognised for tax and residency purposes.
More policies to be announced soon.
1. 100% tax on cretinism, although you can claim partial relief if you think slogans on buses are true.
2. Moderators are to be outsourced to the cheapest offshore call centre, to save Admin the £5 p.a. it currently costs to employ the current morons.
3. Cohabiting with squirrels to be legalised and recognised for tax and residency purposes.
More policies to be announced soon.
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