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    #31
    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    "MSM". Bless.
    I thought MSM meant Marks & Spencer Metro, but then realised I was getting confused with Tesco

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      #32
      No wonder she likes Donald so much.
      England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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        #33
        She's obviously angry because her accountants have an in house portal and she's found out everyone else is on Freeagent.

        Bet she's thanking her lucky stars she registered her company address as her accountants.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #34
          Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
          "MSM". Bless.

          Well we know that you're an avid follower of the right wing MSM and believe what they say and do what they tell you to do
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #35
            And if she might have recovered from the very public mauling Richard Littlejohn steps in..

            RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: It ain't over till the fat lady shouts 'Nazi' | Daily Mail Online

            The opening paragraph sets the whole scene of the article

            Take a gander at this photograph of a porky protester screeching 'Nazi scum!' at a Donald Trump supporter in London this week.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #36
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              And if she might have recovered from the very public mauling Richard Littlejohn steps in..

              RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: It ain't over till the fat lady shouts 'Nazi' | Daily Mail Online

              The opening paragraph sets the whole scene of the article
              Body positive? Judge for yourself, but I imagine it involves finding excuses for being fat.
              Ouch...
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                #37
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                And if she might have recovered from the very public mauling Richard Littlejohn steps in..

                RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: It ain't over till the fat lady shouts 'Nazi' | Daily Mail Online

                The opening paragraph sets the whole scene of the article
                It's a little unfair of him to emphasise her being fat, while completely ignoring her strongest feature which is being at least an eleven-and-a-half on the Munter Scale...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  It's a little unfair of him to emphasise her being fat, while completely ignoring her strongest feature which is being at least an eleven-and-a-half on the Munter Scale...
                  So, you swiped right?
                  Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    It's a little unfair of him to emphasise her being fat, while completely ignoring her strongest feature which is being at least an eleven-and-a-half on the Munter Scale...
                    And no mention of the booger hanging out of her nose.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      And no mention of the booger hanging out of her nose.
                      Her boyfriend's cock ring got stuck.

                      Any hole is a goal!
                      Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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