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    Please, do not put ice lollies into your vagina to cool down | Metro News

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    Before we go on, here’s a quick recap of things that don’t belong inside your vagina: say no to parsley, aubergine bath bombs, and garlic cloves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    WTF?????
    I know right. Naga chillies are fine??
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    I know right. Naga chillies are fine??
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    There are many things that should never go near a vagina, and ice lollies are up there.
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    Quite recently I applied some Tiger balm to the back of my neck. Lovely coolness in this weather. Then I went for a pee forgetting about the residual Tiger balm on me finger tips.

    I'll not be making that mistake again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Quite recently I applied some Tiger balm to the back of my neck. Lovely coolness in this weather. Then I went for a pee forgetting about the residual Tiger balm on me finger tips.

    I'll not be making that mistake again.
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    Some women are so cold though - you would put the lolly into the vag to cool the lolly down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GJABS View Post
    Some women are so cold though - you would put the lolly into the vag to cool the lolly down.
    Where do you dig 'em up?
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    Sounds like a fab idea

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