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    Please, do not put ice lollies into your vagina to cool down | Metro News

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    Before we go on, here’s a quick recap of things that don’t belong inside your vagina: say no to parsley, aubergine bath bombs, and garlic cloves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    WTF?????
    I know right. Naga chillies are fine??
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    I know right. Naga chillies are fine??
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    There are many things that should never go near a vagina, and ice lollies are up there.
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    Quite recently I applied some Tiger balm to the back of my neck. Lovely coolness in this weather. Then I went for a pee forgetting about the residual Tiger balm on me finger tips.

    I'll not be making that mistake again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Quite recently I applied some Tiger balm to the back of my neck. Lovely coolness in this weather. Then I went for a pee forgetting about the residual Tiger balm on me finger tips.

    I'll not be making that mistake again.
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    Some women are so cold though - you would put the lolly into the vag to cool the lolly down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GJABS View Post
    Some women are so cold though - you would put the lolly into the vag to cool the lolly down.
    Where do you dig 'em up?
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    Given that you refuse to work for Jews, because you believe that they are only out for themselves and that they see gentiles as just there to be used, WGAS what you think.
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    Sounds like a fab idea

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