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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou should go for a drive. Hopefully this time your crash will be fatal.
If AtW dies, who will feed the squirrels?Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMan that's ******* harsh.
If AtW dies, who will feed the squirrels?Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMan that's ******* harsh.
If AtW dies, who will feed the squirrels?
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single squirrel can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a Brillo”.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostYou need at least sixteen squirrels to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who likes to feed squirrels.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single squirrel can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a Brillo”.
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that's the best post i've seen from mr ackerov.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMan that's ******* harsh.
If AtW dies, who will feed the squirrels?
they will chew their way through the floor and eat the rotting kebab meat, they will be the size of MF in hours.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View Postyou complete and utter twunt!
Originally posted by Zigenare View PostWhy, if you were genuinely concerned didn't you PM the chap?Comment
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Originally posted by MyUserName View Post... it did not occur to me that people would get weirdly angry about it and cause a public scene.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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avoidance
The Govn and HMRC are clearly tightening up on all forms of avoidance, the only solid way to avoid tax is to move offshore yourself.
Any aggressive scheme using offshore vehicles or loans is going to get caught at some point, and whilst I don't condone any backdating the users of the more aggressive scheme would have known they were taking a risk.
Its these scheme and the minority of user of them which are making life so tough for the rest of us who have UK companies and want to manage our tax affairs in a reasonable way.Comment
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