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That's what I like about CUK. There's an endless stream of contenders for Village Idiot of the Year. It's like "Whack a mole".Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostI’m out in Greece at the moment - the good lady likes sun bathing and such - I last 25 mins before I head to the bar
So bar is full of Thomas cook people , one chap says he did a poo 3 days ago under his mattress, so that if they ask him for additional money or chuck him out / the poo will get them back
I asked him if they asked for more money
No he said - flys backs in 4 days
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Almost certainly a Brexiter.Last edited by sasguru; 27 September 2019, 07:54.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostSorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?
Almost certainly a Brexiter.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBest you stick to what you know.
I suppose I had a good day when I visited Blackpool when the kids were younger. I don't think I could stay overnight though.Comment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostYep, a remainer would be happy to lie in tulip for the rest of his life, good spot!
Cretin.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostOuch! That really hurt, please try and moderate your language.Hard Brexit now!
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