Fracking will create a huge earthquake wave of investment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostSorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?
Almost certainly a Brexiter.
Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!
Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.Comment
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Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostAlmost certainly made up.
Pictures or it did not happen.....Comment
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Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostAlmost certainly made up.
Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!
Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI don't think you're getting into the spirit of this.
People sleep with all sorts of odd things under and around their beds. For example crystals and dream-catchers.
Maybe sleeping with a turd under your bed is a cure for bad-waiter-service-syndrome?Comment
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Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostExactly what is beautiful?
Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View Post.. and picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.Last edited by BABABlackSheep; 27 September 2019, 15:39.Comment
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Knossos - Wikipedia
http://suzyguese.com/ruined-ruins-th...-with-knossos/
Not been to anywhere else in Greece for a few decades but I like walking and Northern Crete was crap for that. Unless you like crowded beaches, restaurants, bars etc., avoid it.
PS And never saw the Minotaur. Maybe that's fake too.Last edited by xoggoth; 27 September 2019, 17:02.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by Paddy View Postpicking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.Comment
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