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    moneybags doesn't make much sense


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    Default Epitaph for a banned forum member

    Do not click on my page and weep,
    I am not there, I do not sleep,
    I am the smiley that you post,
    the one that you called twunk the most,
    I am the joke that got deleted,
    a swear word not to be repeated,
    I am ?who knows? a hidden guest,
    on other sites I beat my chest,
    Each time your CPU shuts down,
    I am the final fan sigh sound,
    Do not post on my page and cry,
    they’ve banned me now, I can’t reply.

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    Prepare for the worst expect the best.

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    ladymuck is a fount of knowledge

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    Try harder, you ain't banned yet

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    I intend to try harder ladymuck. This is just a placeholder.

    In recent years, I've only had one 24 hour ban on another forum for purchasing a vinyl clock from another forum member. The rules were that you can't sell on the forum. The guy who sold me the clock got banned for a month and nobody would have even known about the sale if he hadn't plastered it all over the boards to drum up business.

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    I live on CUK

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    Quote Originally Posted by moneybags View Post
    Here lies a dull twunt. Gone but not missed.
    FTFY
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
    I admit that I'm a lazy lying cretin, but so what?
    25 June 2018

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    where's the scourer?
    Entropy is NOT what it used to be.
    Inertia, however........................

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    I guess NAT forgot to mention the rules about being a tedious chunt then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Try harder, you ain't banned yet
    Fingers crossed though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    I guess NAT forgot to mention the rules about being a tedious chunt then.
    It would be a tad hypocritical.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
    I admit that I'm a lazy lying cretin, but so what?
    25 June 2018

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    Respect my authoritah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moneybags View Post
    I intend to try harder ladymuck. .
    Sounds like you intend to start trolling. Yes, that will get you a ban.
    Boomers tend to believe in “freedom of speech”, which is a fascist concept used to spread hateful ideas.Given that hate speech is not possible without free speech, any defence of free speech is a form of hate speech. - Titania McGrath

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